1. bottle cap nightmare 2. i know what you did last summer. . . you blew me. 3. a baby’s brain, nothing more 4. sickles are the silly seeds of sluts!!! 5. window sill erotic entertainment 6. rooftop reaming 7. ice cube inoculation 8. you’re just an anus presser to me 9. pillowcase bodybag 10. spinach speech 11. peppermint rental 12. a house made of tofu 13. i fear that breaking wind is no longer an option 14. a failure of a florist 14. gentle fleecing 16. i’m gonna fester for awhile 17. crunchy butt scabs 18. inside her hole lies the future of clit-kind 19. cock accupuncture 20. pharmaceutical football team 21. blatant armpit solo 22. what’s brave about dying? 23. fucking for freedom 24. living is not all it’s cracked up to be 25. shit sample swatch book 26. ibuprophylactic 27. same shit, different homosexual 28. poontang protector 29. clothespin ball torture 30. fertilizing the land by sticking my ass out of a moving helicopter, propelling my diarrhea towards the earth 31. piss clot 32. sexual cloaking device 33. alien turds is jus too veird 34. my cat can shred on guitar 35. mocking myself 36. my wall is covered with pictures of flesh wounds 37. unsettling kitchen utensils 38. mathematical masturbator 39. a whistle that sounds like a sheep 40. benevolent bran 41. struggling for a bride 42. jeezly jewel case 43. Anne of Blue-Green Gables 44. free gaping anus guaranteed 45. minuet for a dying bird and a washed up glam rocker 46. impeccable sense of retardation 47. wash your smock, bog breath!!! 48. ashamed of cooking 49. numbers are useless 50. vintage fart 51. vomit paint 52. i love inebriation 53. where there is smoke, there is fire, where there is farts, there’s poop 54. Popeye complex 55. Children’s book plagiarist 56. the awesome power of my sac 57. torture standards manual 58. dreadmill 59. lice are nice 60. DJ Gigaballs 61. I said “Bill’em” not “Kill’em” 62. 3,505,900,000,000 watts of power applied to the nipples 62. the world is a giant radio broadcasting noise 24 hours a day 63. surviving on nothing but fish flakes 64. dial-a-drunk 65. i can put out an entire blaze with my super piss 66. Parmesan pussy 67. ignorance is for God and housewives 68. hot air balloon sexual fantasyland 69. drinking dink milk (DILK?) 70. insanitation 71. spleen throwing contest 72. maybe it’s a lady 73. slow motion projectile vomit performance 74. sperm kiss 75. spam banquet 76. i love hell, it provides everything I’ll ever need in life 77. chock full of dead bats 78. napalm breath 79. people are beep beeps 80. convenience store orgy 81. wagon of hags tied in bags 82. all the clothing in the world should be striped 83. rat master 84. smellacopter 85. beatin’ the wife sounds grooooovy to me 86. go ahead and rape me, see if I care 87. i shoulderfucked her 88. if I cared too much, I might traumatize the universe 89. leaders in filth 90. toasted magic carpet 91. i insist you sit here and stink until further orders 92. bum cum 93. floppy tits support group 94. quiff dip 95. murder awards plaque 96. bicycle baseball 97. ya’ better believe ‘er, it’s a beaver! 98. scummy sink 99. let’s go for a glass of blues 100. i pissed a perfect drawing of Two Dogs Fucking in his Teepee to ward away the wolves 101. her breasts spoke to me in a foreign language 102. say “christian” 666 times backwards and you can gain entry into hell 103. i dressed up as an asshole for Halloween 104. frog nuggets 105. tales from the nasal canal 106. let’s hear it for women’s exploitation!!! 107. body crumbs 108. puke me a river 109. dying to be horny 110. a blowjob from Pac Man could result in a chomped off pecker 111. randomly heaving meat at people for kicks 112. parsley, sage, rosemary and crime 113. pita bread pounder 114. shag shag shag on the rag rag rag!!! WOOO!!! 115. whoopie cushion utilized as a S&M toy 116. hiking up a great mountain of dead corpses 117. 1,000 gigabytes of digital jizz 118. suspended on a mushroom cloud of my own nitrous oxide 119. keep it real and club a baby seal 120. serial killer back packs on sale NOW!!! 121. the sound of every bowel movement being processed by infinite reverb 122. you die, i smile 123. smudged into nothingness 124. statutory flatulence 125. staphylococcus soft drink 126. scattered mother 127. opposed to eating 128. futurist farm animals 129. the highest degree of disgust 130. happy veal 131. get a half life 132. have a nice slay 133. Big Mac landing pad 134. bunion rings 135. fart-activated vacuum cleaner 136. supermarket bounty hunters 137. fake knee 138. connect the bubbles 139. pretending that everyone is Russian 140. poetic sleigh club 141. deja-vu barber 142. mid-life crisis level indicator 143. dog baseball 144. picture booth performance art 145. gravy vending machine 146. bare naked chess 147. more fun than an overweight sailor 148. dubious bran flakes 148. strip club disguised as an immigration center 149. an order of dead chickens surrounded by flies 150. nazi generator 151. six pack o’ whores 152. custom gash 153. electric eel fun pool 154. exorcist golf course 155. coin-operated lazy susan 156. rancid email attachment 157. evil scientist retreat 158. eternal vibrator 159. i typed “balls” into Google and my computer crashed 160. tit shipment 162. mannequins with severe deformities 163. razor blade suicide contest 164. how would you like to taste my toenails? 165. you’re nothing but a cloud 166. I’ve counted every shit I’ve taken since birth 167. Hello Mr. Head, meet Mr. Fist 168. breast milk tea 169. phone everyone in the world and get a free heaping spoonful of indian sperm 170. pick a card, then die 171. bloody graham crackers 172. sexless generation 173. formation of maggots communicating with impunity 174. self serve brothel 175. electric dick socket 176. billions and billions of wires leading absolutely nowhere 177. 1,001 uses of thread 178. shredded aunt 179. raped with a bicycle pump 180. dirty word dictionary 181. set your piss aflame 182. house made out of used underwear 183. ass scanner 184. terrorism of the mind 185. what started out as a pooter turned into a full blown bowel movement 186. paper deity 187. Butt-nugget Tetris 188. Shampoo Holocaust 189. I look forward to my next strapping 190. I ate you a year ago, so why are you still here? 191. Nazi Mice Trap 192. Christ, that prickles 193. Town overflooded with joy juice 194. Have some TESTICLES BOY!!! FACE your FEAR! 195. I forgot what it was I forgot 196. I burned my wife onto CD 197. General Electric™ Sodomy 198. Pocari Spit 199. The Michael Jackson Do-It-Yourself plastic surgery kit 200. 900-foot JESUS disguised as a mailman 201. A life size George Bush replica carved from donair meat 202. the breast things in life are free 203. fatal spice accident 204. see me pissing up a tree, hee hee hee 205. lost in the aroma of women’s underwear 206. LSD Pez Dispenser 207. barb wire playpen 208. hostile clams 209. chowderhead chapel 210. Napkin™ Monthly 211. Soup Tracer 212. Pigment of my imagination 213. Pissing fish 214. Heroin and mushrooms and speed! Oh MY!!! 215. Things eating other things 216. Chess murder 217. The “Where’s my dinner bitch!?” Boardgame 218. Cheesy Chopsticks 219. Fortified Glam Rocker 220. Trapped in a broken toilet stall for 10 years 221. limited edition father 222. free die-cast avant-garde classical composer figure in every box of Cheerios™ 223. Mr. Foog 224. Imaginary friend name registration office 225. adjustable English man 226. deserted pancreas 227. cardboard rug 228. “We’re dying” indicator light 229. pretend you’re a lion next time you answer the phone 230. Lysol™ now comes in convenient 6 packs for you refreshment 231. Air Conditioner Man 232. termite peep show 233. nudist shopping centre 234. babies lying to each other 235. Notated sex sheet music 236. rainbow people 237. scratch n’ sniff porno magazines 238. local bean thugs 239. glow in the dark apartments 240. whore cycle 241. dead husband club 242. i wanna be your toilet 243. i dream about trash 244. the kazoo in my life 245. number than a frozen mitten 246. lake of gravy 247. let’s do it froggy style 248. failed attempt of spontaneous combustion 249. bugs should be banned 250. pick up on Sesame Street 251. vegetarian bears 252. hamburger for hair 253. reptile chiropractor 254. YO brothafucka!! 255. potential to be puked 256. We Will, We Will Ream You!!! (to the tune of Queen’s We Will Rock You) 257.hip hop sea creatures 258. Snuffleupaguess’ alcoholic fun park 259. mental institute superstore 260. communist christian books 261. plastic OHM 262. stick you middle finger up your ass, take it out and salute “Good Morning America!!!” 263.pastel punch 264. tiles of bologna 265. bestiality brothel 266. your favorite funtime cartoon character, Frank the fallopian tube 267. greasy bastard TV talk show host 268. Gone with wind comin’ out my ass 269. Aquatelephone 270. Canteen face 271. Lethal tea thieves 272. I like to be bitch-slapped 273. “Who’s the biggest gonad?” contest 274. reproductive squares 275. should i follow in your footsteps even if you step in shit? 276. snake whipped 277. license to breathe 278. space ‘tators 279. plasma parents 280. protective elbow lard 281. rotten cabbage lozenges 282. plug-in rechargeable scrotum stretcher 283. Anti-bookbinder 284. i love to be sick on people 285. destined to be a crotchety asshole 286. self-induced testicle growth 287. a printer that only prints smut 288. sensible madness 289. hanging in mid-air waiting for inevitable disclosure 290. flea police 291. star strangled bastard 292. soapy moth-child 293. How to Control Your Pet’s ejaculation – a 12 volume special edition DVD set 294. literary refreshment 295. sloth broth 296. Summer of Doing the ‘69 297. crepe painting 298. the abyss of her snizzle trap 299. turpentine squirt gun 300. super villian university 301. gay pride day is gay 302. pagoda peddlars 303. the finer points of rat shit 304. Biggie™ size jizz shake 305. second hand lip cream 306. hockey hatred 307. shifting patterns in my asshole’s nomenclature are adding to the greenhouse effect 308. i’d end it if I were you 309. a breast too heavy hath crushed thou 310. sinking in a pool of my own vomit 311. hamburger hotline 312. you’re a failure and GOD™ knows it 313. i sucked your past inside and farted it into a different dimension 314. hey man, give me back my air 315. the existence of styrofoam eludes me 316. treadmills are fucking dumb 317. squirrel boner 318. terrific falcon 319. bee treat 320. the tonguing of a lifetime 321. navy baby 322. Fast Larry’s Abortion Clinic, No Fetus Can Beat Us!!! 323. liqoured to the tits 324. anus collage 325. i dig women who wear barely any clothes 326. birdshit blues 327. snow stick 328. Adam just fucked it up for the rest of us 329. Hell is the capital of the world 330. corrupted canticle 331. people who clap after jazz solos are faggots 332. belching is necessary for breaking the ice at parties 333. juicy house 334. police cats 335. crappachino 336. floppy cock blues 337. communicating using only whooping coughs 338. clothes hanger breathing apparatus 339. braille world 340. laminated full frontal nudity axe attack 341. hypodermic needle training set for kids 342. hockey porn at its’ best 343. noise toys for big boys 344. airport enigma 345. spiked lemonade stand 346. the pain of life can’t be cured with Tylenol 347. your face was made to be bashed in 348. flatulent weather man 349. despicable front lawn ornament 350. telepathic tether-ball tournament 351. life size “pyromaniac of the year” trophy 352. freeze yourself, we’ll eat you later this winter 353. tonsil testers 354. Santa Jaws 355. yoga is for flipping wiggers 356. a brown stain on your undies is a stain on your conscious 357. offroad PC desk 358. Hiroshima Re-Creation Euthanasia Party 359. cross country basketball 360. Extra Terrestrial Barracuda 361. Titanic Tennis 362. bubbles of doom 363. tropical airplane 364. be a cop in less than 24 hours 365. sow biography 366. portable toad destroyer 367. self examination of scrotum 368. steamy babies 369. horny mantis 370. gay pool room party 371. bare naked is where it’s at 372. cream of meat 373. she’s so hot I’d fuck her dad 374. a lovely hairy mound of goodness 375. Rape and Sodomy For Dummies 376. belch quiz 377. you’ll pass if you show me your ass 378. Merzbow alarm clock 379. Harsh Noise Cafe™ 380. Cookie Hippo 381. smurfs in a bar 382. vaporized pickup truck 383. cakes on a plane 384. anal geyser 385. internal plectrum 386. queer cartoon show 387. frog doctor 388. balls don’t have names 389. nuclear party 390. snicker dick 391. the present is in my pants 392. hot dick n’ soup 393. pocari shit 394. fart fiasco 3CD set 395. crack baby sale 396. breastly investigation 397. agricultural sex machines 398. beneath my ass lies a darkness only known as “region of nitrogen” 399. I don’t like you for reason of dirty 400. i fed myself butter to become more lubricated 401. the horny handed 402. I can tear fruit apart with my eyeballs 403. russian cookie monster impersonator 404. the influence of the irrigation 405. taking pictures of pictures 406. razor piss indicator light 407. meat lozenge 408. bendable friend 409. i cum lighter fluid 410. battered hamster support group 411. tennis court execution 412. Nipple McNuggets 413. geeeeeks 414. mayonnaise museum 415. millions of butterflies engaged in unspeakable sexual acts 416. mommy’s on the kill again 417. testicles where breasts once were 418. lettuce quilt 419. eyes that make sound 420. filthy puppet show 421. happy vampire 422. skirt chasing toddlers 423. helicopter orgy 424. i have real parents. you’re adopted. HA HA HA 425. part time stippler 425. peeping tom college 426. freak toe trimming disaster 427. he enjoys boys 428. pornification 429. hairy panties 430. the whole world’s a buncha fuckers 431. I invented glue 432. cell fart 433. squid performance 434. i snorted your father 435. life as an ice cream cone 436. ditch the grocery getter and get wasted 437. hey! this gravy tastes like jizz 438. penetration lesson of the inner vaginal vortex 439. rectum plectrum 440. please do not taunt happy fun ball for reason of dirty 441. don’t explode just yet 442. i am Shizophrenia Man 443. talking helicopter 444. i hate your head 445. Erotic Barber 446. there’s nothing like drinking beer after a day of not working hard 447. secret flea club 448. ball bra 449. external underwear 450. trout toy 451. DJ cop 452. fuck da DJ police 453. beat us up Scotty! 454. bulletproof wife 455. Jesus is on the junk again 456. corpse scented deodorant 457. vodka fountain 458. fear inducing weblink 459. date at the subway station 460. facial expression collector 461. beef problems, always beef problems 462. heavy duty cheese grater 463. my number is made up of lame digits 464. Whipping me softly with his dong 465. Am I just tired of slapping the beef? 466. NEW!!! McCain Snot Pockets 467. feather duster lacerations 468. animals love metal, they just can’t tell you that 469. forever thinking that black is blue 470. Teletubbie Holocaust 471. corn-on-the-cob head 472. Down’s Syndrome Bambi club 473. recreational lamb 474. teriyaki chicken pet 475. strippers letting rippers 476. delicious graphite 477. train licker 478. Blood Fire Yogurt 479. long time no set fire to your house 480. combustible stubble 481. I got the clap so don’t gimme your crap 482. successful bathing techniques 483. camel launcher 484. Viva New Brunswick 485. sedation, it’s what all dumb folks need 486. I scanned my ass and sent the pictures to Nasa and they thought it was an undiscovered planet 487. verbal abuse training CD Vol. 27 488. drapes made of human skin 489. I’m pinless again 490. lactating man 491. National “Smother Your Mother” Day 492. ugly people serve no purpose 493. edible planet 494. Rape of Nanking theme park 495. Naked jump rope 496. baby make-up 497. hamburger groper 498. televised teething contest 499. what’s the kanji for “choad”? 500. the volume of life is deafening 501. it’s a slit 502. tropical jungle convenience store chain 503. pinged to death 504. table tennis massacre 505. nothing is impossible, unless you’re dumber than a lampshade 506. In Russia, Starbucks is called Czarbucks 507. instant oysters 508. amusing pant legs 509. gettin’ it in the park should be legal 510. give me back my octopus 511. hairy treadmill 512. Bathory is the best band in the world 513. you miserable bailiff, you 514. Fried oath 515. don’t tickle my volume knob 516. living on my lawn 517. unbeatable deals on plastic doves 518. we want piles 519. flick your boogers somewhere else, mudman! 519. frozen anal tract snacks, now in 5-packs 520. equal signs are gay 521. pussy plot 522. a week-daily basis 523. I play with myself cause it’s the Pepsi® way!!! 524. where’s the fuck pump? 525.baconba 526. aardvark park 527. dirt burger 528. Mr. Hand, I’d like you to meet Mr. Cock 529. no problem, bud, eating shit is my middle name 530. shouldee get a woody? 531. backside obsession 532. let’s fuck old ladies and let’s LOVE IT!!!! 533. an everyday circumcision 534. supersonic hair tonic 535. reverse cock 536. suicidal snail support group 537. ultra violent bank teller 538. human jerky 539. bean smasher 540. all my cups are skulls 541. in legion with the big-titted ones 542. stand up for your right to beat off in public 543. a community of towel whippers 544. simple testicle exercises guaranteed to increase your sex addiction 545. buttcheek stickers 546. i can pronounce Polish vowel sounds with my crack 547. infinite hard disk space 548. crepitating crépe 549. spastic yoga instructor 550. mental oath 551. peer poop 552. cheese LEGO™ 553. numbers have no letters invloved 554. practical orgasm 555. sin is fun, so what are you waiting for? KILL KILL KILL!!!! 556. bleeding motorbar specialist 557. tenacious toothpaste 558. fake birthday death 559. what’s this country coming to? can’t even kill in the privacy of my own home now 560. a really good German circus 561. telepathic tree trimmers 562. Michael Jackson plastic surgery disaster contest 563. those are some sick beams, man!!! 564. shellfish shit 565. SMASH EM BASH EM HOCKEY™ for kids 566. murder in the 40th centigrade 567. Captain Colloquialism 568. transcendental whipping cream 569. ventilation master 570. palm mechanics 571. fashionable haggis 572. your crater is my new home 573. say you love me or else I’ll ask you a question 574. amputee bus driver 575. rasterized vacuum cleaner 576. limited edition dream 577. part-time harbinger 578. compressed wife 579. diligent air conditioner 580. guitar condom for players who wank too much 581. carpeted driveway 582. Fart seismic measuring device 583. permanent hat 584. sexually suppressed hot dog vendor 585. The vocabulary police 586. DO-IT-YOURSELF Theory of Relativity kit 587. Bacon channel 588. overweight amoeba 589. internet ketchup 590. sayonnara sex 591. optimized campfire 592. masochistic sauna companion 593. I’d like to see Archie and Reggie double-teaming Veronica 594. remote control bazooka 595. Peacock deodorant 596. choad tricks 597. creamy prison 598. lucky plaza for human 599. colon booth 600. sexy cramps 601. hair cook pit 602. destruction of uncle 603. beans beans beans 604. barf cook 605. I breathe through me arsehole 606. double dicker 607. block of dick cheese, please, sir… 608. cheerio-sized doughnuts 609. communicating through only ass slaps 610. academic idiocy 610. flying breakfast 611. brain paste 612. glue journey 613. a prejudice against pumpkins 614. carbon dioxide wizard 615. senile cyclists and eternal state of being 616. corporate bungee jumpers 617. anal analyst 618. bowel movement control manual 619. is a bisexual unicorn a “bicorn?” 620. box of chocolates dream 621. leather jigsaw puzzle 622. CICADA-MAN 623. skilled sleepist 624. ugliness pageant 625. fetus parade 626. Barnacle bondage 627. my favorite beating was in 1984 628. I will blast my super beans on you 629. hickory dickory dock, the bitch sucked on me cock 630. clapping asses 631. mentally retarded grasshoppers 632. radiation breath 633. dirt is your friend 634. hair supper 635. I’m the master of bating 636. I’d like a meatburger with them there potatery fellers 637. If I could be a woman just for 1 day, I’d shop 638. vile grandma 639. what would you like with your life, sir? poverty, insomnia or humiliation? 640. erotically charged meat cleaver 641. air throwing contest 642. requiem for a dead shopper 643. banana cream pizza 644. damn your dentist 645. let’s clap asses, baby 646. Cream Corn Barf Extravaganza 40 No.1 Hits!!! 647.six million voices all saying “take it bitch!!! 648. cocks in socks 649. duck dick 650. soliloquy for a crazy wife beater 651. mail order orchestra 652. ass lips 653. plinking my way to the top 654. just a sec, I gotta give the wife a shave 655. napalm scented shampoo 656. rotten potato hockey 657. pungent smelling fork 658. action figure rubber band bungee jumping 659. all my relatives are against me 660. I hear everything in surround sound, but when my special friend talks, it’s in mono 661. Dorothy was a whore, Toto was her dog 662. Bamboo Cigar 663. children’s dope paraphernalia kit 664. rainbow colored cheese 665. pizza frisbee 666. tempura babies 667. cummed into existence 668. half duck half dick 669. a fear of wankel rotary engines 670. my cock is made for ramming 671. anarchist golf championships 672. farting in morse code 673. has anyone seen my left teste? 674. sexual destruction 675. phrenology clinic 676. hemophiliac rugby game 677. masturbational haze with no certain conclusion 678. her chasm was penetrated by a thousand thousand gods 679. cleavage friction, a rising problem with today’s big-breasted population 680. a history of junk 681. i shouldn’t have ate the second burger 682. online prison 683. homeless day planner 684. lawnmower reform week 685.chocolate bath 686. cock movement powered mouse 687. there’s no adjective to describe how much you reek 688. democratic squash 689. a pile of stuff present 690. The Oscillator Granny Walker 691. a huge aggressive pile of mud 692. “NO MERCY” orphanage 693. hand grenade vending machine 693. virtual reality news channel 694. The OJ “Where’s the real killer” doll 695. bullet wound stickers 696. which comes first? The chicken or the can? 697. pregnancy is just a trend 698. airtight asshole 699. mouse decimator 700. finger lickin’ dead 701. practical fractal, metaphorically taunted 702. a wave of baby crimes 703. malignant golf pro 704. minimalist BBQ 705. a high percentage of idiocy has overtaken the world as we know it 706. bus lacerations 707. used toilet paper art exhibition 708. compact and stylish dildo 709. Ichi the Driller 710. if you cry, I’ll expand into a million minions 711. is a convenience store 712. absinthe flood 713. whatever you’re thinking is not true 714. 50 dollar store 715. mid-air shag 716. garlic soap 717. portable pub 718. genital instrument 719. underwear investigator 720. counterfeit memories 721. cream of beat meat 722. come and see my dead relatives 723. tickling the chicken 724. unclenapper 725. tired of hair 726. def leper 727. buck tooth bathers 727. an extremely fugly bastard baby 728. lick ‘em, stick ‘em, then prick ‘em 729. tennis ball tornado 730. your patterns bother me 731. it’s safe to say that milk can be employed as a writing instrument 732. short people are usually pedophiles 733. arrows determine many important things like whether or not you’ll be received into the kingdom of Jesus, or whether you’ll burn like a stogie in the eternal flames of hell 734. pickin’ dirt is easier than pickin’ potatoes 735. stapled lips tell no tales 736. nutritious boogers 737. alligator smut 738. triple teamed 739. dramatic bath 740. bridge of eternity 741. scratch n’ sniff redneck farm sticker set 742. umbilical cord snacks 743. a leaf is not a lot like beef 744. variable victims 745. cheese ice cubes 746. the next time I see you, I will pee on your CD’s 747. Hi, my name’s Mitch but just call me number 689374 748. optic nerve collector 749. smokestack acceptance 750. Look!!! It’s a mother!!! 751. death cancer 752. patented scream 753. a crime punishable by being flogged with dental floss 754. the grisly sight that is my ass 755. heavy metal stepmother 756. Man, in his late 50’s, apparently choked to death by an internet thread 756. I like your things 757. the art of butt drumming 758. scary rumbling stomach noises 759. I was born of the 6th of July, 666 760. the alphabet should be replaced by bug icons 761. toilet paper with bible verses printed on them 762. alcohol induced reptile fantasy 763. diarrhea pudding 764. satanic hockey 765. Hell’s Angels golf tournament 766. unkempt drawers really really bother me 766. I wanna lay some pipe in your laundry 767. faxed beverage 768. the mystery of the lost gonad, part 2 769. a movie about desks 770. the one broom to rule all brooms 771. my family lives in a spaceship in the middle of the next dimension 772. jalapêno mints 773. why are tits so awesome? 774. all the regions of the earth will one day reshape into one giant square that will subsequently be consumed by Zarabeth 775. what’s the point of time? 776. unstoppable hairstyle 777. you are not welcome on this planet 778. human repellant spray 779. dust vacuum helmet 780. Roll’s Rhoid, the car for hemorrhoid sufferers 781. Grandma gauged to death with her own sewing needles – Live at 5 782. polka dot paste 783. my pots are cooler than yours 784. what a nice day for for nuclear annihilation 785. putting things on top of other things 786. slayed by a slayer 787. total destruction of Jeebus and friends 788. the sheer power coming from Kelly Churko’s ass has the power to level mountains 789. rizzly tizzly flim flam foopers 790. I have a very funny but special plan for this world 791. drunks of the highest caliber 792. Skinamarinky dinky do skinaraminky do, I’ll kill you 793.yakkinschmuffin 794. manipulation of innards 795. Anne of Black Sabbath 796. Purge your colon of toxins TODAY!!! 797. sexual TOYS R US 798. placid dominion of cheese n’ crackers 799. oolong tea swimming pool 800. behemoth butter knife 801. my kids drink BLOOD, not MILK 802. an obsession with the number 28 803. dead people like to rot 804. bagpipe decimation 805. floor tiles with death metal logos printed on them 806. cloudy cloud 807. you’re nothing but a wannabe dead rock star 808. internet browser that only does porn searches 809. commies are red, stiffs are blue, gimme some peace and quiet or I’m gonna bitchslap you 810. dragon tamer 811. fairies wear boots cause Ozzy said so 812. lambasted pancreas 813. my niece wears fleece and says “Fuck Da Police” 814. I dedicate this song to a defunct wheelbarrow 815. the art of not getting it up 816. a home built from toothpicks and chopsticks 817. candy-coated cancerous tumor 818. D.R.I. lip-synching contest 819. ricecake repair shop 820. I have a cock and I’m not afraid to use it 821. lawn mower messiah 822. inflatable Christmas tree 823. jazz condiment 824. frig the world 825. communicating only using onomatopoeia 826. me. chief wigwoggum…. big poop, just had 827. hemophiliac dodgeball tournament 828. books contain many words and so do humans, but at least books know when to shut up 829. fragrant vapor collection 830. metabolic meteorologist 831. for the love of Todd 832. hide and seek of the mind 833. mental hospital hockey tournament 834. my lawn is a portal to a place never spoken of 835. stupid sun, why’s it have to be so bright!? 836. skin carpet 837. thawing the kids out for supper 838. torn apart by math 839. sit on my face and let me at ‘er! 840. quibbles about the queen’s quaint quiff quilt 841. pondering the many possibilities of containers 842. SATAN™ Action Figure (Fire™ and Brimsone™ not included) 843. melodic monkeys 844. weapons of ass destruction 845. where did Yoda learn his grammar? 846. pork apparatus 847. scratch n’ sniff email attachment 848. tit technician 849. babies just don’t try hard enough 850. permanent headphones 851. jack-and-jill-in-the box 852. temple of dexterity 853. totally evil crane operator 854. More Zorro!!!!! 855. choking scarf 856. flatfish wedding 857. overworked meat tester 858. pornographic postage stamps 859. tire appreciation society 860. Soba Fett, the buckwheat bounty hunter 861. terribly soiled panties 862. airplane faggotry 863. 1mm x 1mm picture frame 864. Santa Claus is hungover on Jagermeister, that’s why you got no presents 865. shampoop 866. recycled losers 867. afraid of barbers 868. chemically inbalanced genitalia 869. relay rape race 870. the quarterback of Notre Dame 871. ejaculation of serpents fill the sacrificial goat 872. erotic coloring book 873. truly gross pair of socks 874. amplifier abortion 875. s/m sticker book 876. mayonnaise falls 877. assertiveness classes for schizophrenics 878. the clitoris is the secret button 879. eccentric tarantulas 880. meat clock 881. metal up your chimney!!! 882. gourmet cannibal cookbook 883. tenor sax sex 884. celebrity face glacier carving contest 885. shooting deers, having beers 886. make-believe surgery involving spatulas and various pieces of foresting equipment 887. a crab with a scab is quite drab 888. Cookie monster is obviously an addict. What’s next? Chocolate Eclairs? 889. topless schoolgirl bake sale 890. creamation 891. “RELIGON IS TOTAL FUCKING SHIT SYSTEM” pins now with every purchase of a Crappy Meal™ 892. consuming 100 million cups of coffee in 10 minutes would cause one to shit pure Columbian coffee beans for the rest of eternity 893. spaced out on milk and blood 894. “Set Fire to You Home and Collect the Insurance” Day (SFTYHACTID) 895. albino samurai and part time blues guitarist 896. little red riding hood was later brutally gang-raped, but that part was left out of the book 897. antique word 898. photographs are neat, but real life is better 899. remote control DRUNK / SOBER switch 900. ballsac folklore 901. George Bush’s entrails spread over 7 continents would be just grooooovy! 902. atarashi coke-induced rage 903. evil desu 904. fucked with it all, lippy hippy 905. i love pestilence 906. drapes forever 907. little Bo Peep liked to fuck her sheep 908. 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