Around 1991, an unexplainable new medical phenomenon occurred, mostly in the U.S. Studies found that peoples' heads were actually shrinking. After painstaking research and experimentation on selected test subjects, I made a dazzling discovery. It was due to the overconsumption of bad culture, video games, drugs, fast food, religion and TV. Just as I had suspected.
So many people had begun suffering from this freak disease that I was recruited by F.A.R.T. (the Free Artists¹ Reconstruction Team) in 2001 to start a clinic to treat these people and further my studies and research toward the prevention and treatment of this widespread, deadly disease.
Since its inception, the clinic has had a 90% success rate in curing patients, getting their heads back to normal size and their brains working at full functional capacity.
About The Founder
Mitch Kinney, founder of the Shrunken Head Repair Clinic, is a graphic designer, musician, voice actor and well-rounded creative force. He has worked for leading advertising agencies and designed CD cover packages for bands worldwide. His work has appeared in magazines including MDN Magazine (Japan), Shift Japan, Bak (Brazil), and Layers (US). In 2006, his personal website, FLUX DESIGN, was included in HOW magazine’s online list of the top 10 creative websites. Reach him at pizza[dot]for[dot]cat[at]gmail.com.
SUNN O))): Domkirke
BAND OF HORSES: Cease To Begin
BAND OF HORSES: Everything All The Time
BILL FRISELL - History, Mystery (re-issue)
MY MORNING JACKET - Evil Urges
ANOUAR BRAHEM - Conte de l'incroyable amour
POSSESSED - Beyond The Gates
BORIS GREBENSHIKOV - Collection
ASOBI SEKSU - Hush
ASOBI SEKSU - Citrus
DAVID BRUBECK - Brandenburg Gate: Revisited
NEIL HAMBURGER - Sings Country Winners
DESTRUCTION - Eternal Devastation
DION McGREGOR - The Further Somniloquies of Dion McGregor
RECENT FILMS
DETROIT METAL CITY - Toshio Lee
ARMY OF SHADOWS - Jean Pierre Melville
TRAILER PARK BOYS SAY GOODNIGHT TO THE BAD GUYS - Mike Clattenburg
EATING - Mike Anderson
ZEITGEIST ADDENDUM- Peter Joseph
ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PORNO - Kevin Smith
TITTICUT FOLLIES - Frederick Wiseman
PUBLIC HOUSING - Frederick Wiseman
JUVENILE COURT - Frederick Wiseman
TRUE GRIT - Henry Hathaway
ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST - John Ford
RECENT BOOKS
TRAVELS WITH HERODOTUS - Ryszard Kapuściński
THE EMPORER - Ryszard Kapuściński
WAYFARERS - Knut Hamsun
WOMEN AT THE PUMP - Knut Hamsun
MAN'S SEARCH FOR MEANING - Viktor E. Frankl
THIS HEATED PLACE - Deborah Campbell
CHECKPOINT - Nicholson Baker
THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED - M. Scott Peck
THE END OF EAST - Jen Sookfong Lee
THE INTERPRETER - Suki Kim
MTYHS TO LIVE BY - Joseph Campbell
ON - Adam Roberts
PERMUTATION CITY - Greg Egan
January 31, 2009 at 3:22 pm
dude, is this really your boner? cuz if it is, you’re a bold man.
January 31, 2009 at 4:51 pm
not my boner dude.